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Save me from my boredom.

Tue Aug 18, 2009, 3:17 PM
When I'm not working from 11-5 monday through saturday, I'm usually at home playing video games and not doing anything artistic. This is starting to bug me, but I have nothing to draw! The last inspiration I had was my roommate and I's Buffy roleplay and I drew my character.

Turned out great - but that was it. That was...a couple weeks back now. Before that it'd been months since I'd REALLY drawn anything. So save me from my boredom. Give me something to draw!

Seriously. Message me, post here, anything. Give me a character, a random idea something that will get the ball rolling so I can start being artistic again. Please? Unfortuantly of course, I am laptopless as it got broken a while back and I have no money to fix it. So the pictures may not be up here for some time - but they will be eventually. And it would make me very, very happy.

So come on people, give me a challenge! Tell me what you want me to draw! =)

Hellos again.

Tue Apr 21, 2009, 6:31 PM
Hey guys.

I added some new stuff a while ago (by now you have probably seen it.) Hopefully, I'll be able to add some more stuff soon. A couple friends of mine are doing a show of a tabletop Heroes game that we did. I'm crazy excited about it. So, I'm going to be putting up at least one picture that I'm working on of my character from it (Which they're going to use as reference, of course adding their own style to it.)
And I'm going to try and get some more stuff up. Also another friend of mine said he might know how to fix my tablet! I miss it terribly, so I'm hoping it can be fixed. I don't really have enough money for a new one. ._.;

So, that's what's going on recently. Cross your fingers for some new stuff soon! (Hopefully better stuff than the crappy sketches I tossed up last time!)

-Kalathra

I found this somewhere.

Wed Oct 22, 2008, 1:24 PM
Dear goth-kittie-13,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in confession today about our friendship.

Go burn,
Jordyn.


I love you, :) You know that I'm kidding. Yeah, found this somewhere. Made me laugh and I'm bored so I though, hey, why the hell not?

-----------How to do your own----------------------------------

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I'm back ladies and gents.

Thu Mar 27, 2008, 10:15 PM
So, I'm fairly sure no one remembers me.
And, I'm fairly sure anyone who reads this doesn't really give two bits whether or not I'm posting. But, I have my own laptop now, and I'm living on my own. And recently recieved a free scanner - freakin' whoo. So, I'm back in Devinatart action.

For the moment, unfortunately, I'm in the middle of moving so I won't have overly much to post. But as soon as I'm settled I'll be adding some cool new stuffs. I promise. My style hasn't changed much, and I haven't gotten better in the slightest. But hey, I'm still enthusiastic, and that has to count for something - right?

I'm happy to be back, and I'll be purusing all your posts soon and looking at all your lovely art and making some comments. And posting some of my not-so-lovely art for the world to behold. Haha.

The wonders of the interwebs!

My internet has been cut off

Mon Feb 26, 2007, 3:01 PM
My parents have cut off my internet, therein I will not be able to add any new pictures. Which is horrible as I had just started drawing some sweet as pictures lately, and have done some more of my story.
I'm moving out of my house soon, and may or may not be getting the internet so, we'll see what happens. I'm sorry everyone!!

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